wittigence 

a brief, sudden, normally unexpected injection of wit and intelligence combined, generally in the midst of "other" subject matter or context

Professor was known for his often whimsical, sometimes scathing wittigences at unpredictable junctures of his lectures.

wittigence by the deficit kid July 12, 2009

Due willigence 

When you ensure you do background checks before taking new penis. Such as obtaining a dick pic before hooking up.

“Yeah I met this guy online he’s coming round on Friday to hook up”

“Have you checked out the size of his cock yet? Like you know have you done your due willigence”

Due willigence by Skipds121 September 22, 2021