A fictional college that you say are enrolled in when you get really drunk. Usually said the day after a big night of drinking. The drunker you were the previous night the higher you go on the totem pole.
Bro 1: I was hammered last night, I made honor roll at Mess U.
Bro 2: Pfft...that's nothing I made dean's list and going for my Ph.D next week.
Bro 2: Pfft...that's nothing I made dean's list and going for my Ph.D next week.
by Joe Tillywinks July 10, 2009
Get the Mess Umug. you will never forget
by dabbo monke November 24, 2022
Get the that one time that u messed upmug.