A bright, hyper, and creative guy. He loves to hug people, especially his lady-friends, and is a big sweetheart. His high energy makes him jumpy, but you know what they say, energy is the key to great inventions.
by nat706 December 29, 2013
Get the evanmug. Angelic Haircut, bangs out stevie wonder when references are made to Biggie Smalls. Voice unbroken. Catchphrase
''suck on my cock for 20 years'' Frigid but over a nice little rascal.
''suck on my cock for 20 years'' Frigid but over a nice little rascal.
by pdawgmsn October 23, 2011
Get the evanmug. Hot ass niggy who smashes monday thru sunday smokes weed and knows alot about the sexual organs. Has only had 1 orgy though and is sad because he has a small peen.
by Ima Spoob February 05, 2019
Get the evanmug. the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Handsome on the outside and inside. The best blue eyes ever. Such a cutie! The one you see and just wish he'd like you. Easy to talk to and always gives great advice.A wonferful Christian guy who every one wants to be friends with. If he loves you, you are blessed!
by proverbs3130girl January 06, 2012
Get the evanmug. "He's such an evan"
"Why?"
"He broke up with a girl then went out with another one a day later."
"Shit."
"Why?"
"He broke up with a girl then went out with another one a day later."
"Shit."
by kkkaaammm August 20, 2012
Get the evanmug. pimply man whore, who loves to stick his tongue down eight-graders throats (cougar!!!!!!) and loves his ex's twin sister because she has a firm ass!!!!!!! Evan's tend to obssesivley text twins and have "Dave the Wolf-Man" as a teacher. Evan's tend to prefer g-strings to thongs, and is half-virgin. Evan's are sik perv's HE LUVS SEX!!!!!! Evan's need a ton of sexual attention (girls or boys) and need a ton of lube for his huge pickle !
by Steve Hasset December 30, 2011
Get the evanmug.