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The collection of sex toys amassed near one's bedside over the years. Typically includes a few jackrabbits, cock ring, condoms, lube, whips, cuffs, leather oddities, and various other bondage utensils.

These should be treated as community objects for the parade of skanks coming/going. It's traditional to check these in/out like a public library.
Your Mom: Plug that Doc Johnson in my anus for some DP, baby!

Me: Sorry, I let someone check that out of the vibrary this week. May I interest you in a houdini instead?

Your Mom: Wha? *skeetfaced*
vibrary by johnnymulatto July 3, 2009
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A pleasurable Item ,toy , created by any motivated individual by utilizing any objects imaginable, specifically well rounded for ease and comfort, this line of individually created items were instructed to be powered with the ability to provide good vibrations when operated and, preferably operated when inebriated.

Based on historical Irish pride of sloshing oneself to a point of opened mindedness and vulnerability, the product line is known well as an underground fetish.

Anything that looks like a sex toy and can be referenced to someone or something by a person of Irish descent.
-What are you going to do to make your Vibrady, today?
--I'm considering this sack of potatoes, a horse saddle, and bass drum, for now. (Noun)

-I'm soooo Vibrady, right now... I could do anything! (Adjective)

-That old rug on the washer could be a new addition to the Vibrady Collection. (Noun)
clock.

-I'm so hot, I'm going to Vibrady all over that alarm clock! (Verb)
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vibraram 

the act of playing league of legends : aram with a vibrator in. the vibrator can be turned on for a short time upon getting a kill.
damn, im so wet from playing vibraram
vibraram by MrTaco9119 June 15, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026