The collection of sex toys amassed near one's bedside over the years. Typically includes a few jackrabbits, cock ring, condoms, lube, whips, cuffs, leather oddities, and various other bondage utensils.
These should be treated as community objects for the parade of skanks coming/going. It's traditional to check these in/out like a public library.
These should be treated as community objects for the parade of skanks coming/going. It's traditional to check these in/out like a public library.
Your Mom: Plug that Doc Johnson in my anus for some DP, baby!
Me: Sorry, I let someone check that out of the vibrary this week. May I interest you in a houdini instead?
Your Mom: Wha? *skeetfaced*
Me: Sorry, I let someone check that out of the vibrary this week. May I interest you in a houdini instead?
Your Mom: Wha? *skeetfaced*
by johnnymulatto July 3, 2009