The collection of sex toys
amassed near one's bedside over the years. Typically includes a few jackrabbits, cock ring
, condoms, lube
, whips, cuffs, leather oddities, and various other bondage utensils.
These should be treated as community objects for the parade of skanks coming/going. It's traditional to check these in/out like a public library.
Your Mom: Plug that Doc Johnson in my anus for some DP, baby!
Me: Sorry, I let someone check that out of the vibrary this week. May I interest you in a houdini
Your Mom: Wha? *skeetfaced*