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wobbleknockers 

extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.
Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!
wobbleknockers by Almalphia September 27, 2010

wobbleknocker alarm clock 

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.
I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

HobbleKnocker 

1: A person who is really pissing you off

2: A really freaking stupid person

3: An idiot, or a moron

4: Some one you are mad at
5: The equivalent of a Bicklepop
1, 2, 3, 4, 5: You stupid freaking no good Hobbleknocker.
HobbleKnocker by Goldwyn December 21, 2010

Gobbleknocker 

When you want to give someone the sloppy toppy but he's a fat gay guy
I had a real gobbleknocker moment yesterday.
Gobbleknocker by Seneper420.69 April 18, 2022

Jobbleknocker 

Someone who is extremely bad at what they do.
John over there is a real jobbleknocker
Jobbleknocker by xXDr.EvilXx May 29, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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