swamp moose 

The chick you never want to meet in a dark alley. Ugly. DAMN ugly.

That broad is a Dundalk swamp moose.

swamp moose by Stoney in Baltimore February 13, 2004

swamp moose 

Any girl that lives in Dundalk, usually lacking a full set of teeth.

That chick is a crack smokin Swamp Moose

swamp moose by Star the dundalk hater May 19, 2004

swamp moose 

noun. A large land animal found in the swamps. They are three times bigger than a regular moose and have the largest genitals of all land animals. (for you innernaut)

That guy is hung like a swamp moose!

swamp moose by Evilstraps September 20, 2006

swamp moose 

A really fat Girl
A definition used in my school

That fat chick is a swamp moose

swamp moose by Izzy March 27, 2005

Moose Stamp 

Verb: The act of slapping someone with the labia, leaving a moose-hoof shaped mark.

Noun: The mark left from being 'Moose Stamped'.

Similar to the Mushroom Stamp, but performed by a woman.

The cashier tried to give Julie change for a $10 but she moose stamped him and got change for a $20 instead.

Moose Stamp by DJ Clancy F October 15, 2010

Swampmoose 

an overweight fatass woman with no sexual appeal at all!!!

Anna Nicole was hot, now she's a swampmoose

Swampmoose by Jason Goad December 22, 2003