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Cuntlotten 

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white
Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
Shut up you cuntlotten”
Cuntlotten by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

Cumlette 

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.
Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.
Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010

cuntverted

When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.
'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''
cuntlet by jammygoil July 20, 2008
cuntlet; a very young barely legal but sexually active female.
Comparative, veal cutlet, young tender sweet meat, milk fed and not experienced in the ways of the barnyard....cuntlet, young tender pussy, likely illegal, not experienced in the ways of the world...in other words..off limits!
cuntlet by hagar the horrible April 22, 2008

cuntfetti 

The tiny pieces of cheap, thin, economy toilet paper commonly used in public restrooms that cling to women's vaginas.
"I was going down on this girl and I kept having to stop to take the cuntfetti out my mouth!"
cuntfetti by alismacks March 13, 2009