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Triangle Scrub 

A way of cleaning your balls and penis. The motion of scrubing the top of your junk, then the left side in the crease of your leg, and the other crease on the right side.
Dane- " Dude i cheated on my girl and when i got home i had to triangle scrub my balls because there was so much glitter."
Cristian- " Your an ass dude, why'd you cheat!?"
booty balls penis washing
Triangle Scrub by SPHS Student June 27, 2009

triangle scrub 

the act of scratching your balls with the shaft of ones penis. used normally after having sex with a dirsty whore to try yto get rid of stds
dude after the whore i had to do the triangle scrub for four hours
triangle scrub by candyman420 May 25, 2012

Triangle Scrub 

The best way to clean your genitalia. Using soap, you scub the area in a triangular fashion. This technique is usually used as a pre sexual routine.
Guy1: Imma triangle scrub till ma balls fall off.
Triangle Scrub by burnsbras August 30, 2009

The triangle scrub 

The act of washing ones testicles or vagina in a downward motion creating a triangle. The triangle is created by the top of your pubic line and your hands motioning downward towards your taint. Can also be used hypothetically as one jocking another.
Ex one: " when washing my balls I go with the triangle scub to get that extra clean."
Ex two: " Jackie: " Sarah is totally giving Kevin the triangle scrub tonight."

John: " yeah she's totally on his nuts! Someone's gettin laid tonight!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026