BILF

Baby I would like to fuck.

"Dude I saw a stroller today and wanted to fuck that baby. That was a BILF."

"That baby has such luscious loins, what a BILF."

by BallinBalla99 July 9, 2009

BILF

Baby I'd Like to Fuck

Lets go to the hospital to check out the fresh BILFs

by 2D Unit March 2, 2008

BILF

Baldy I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, Nick Thompson from Hit The Lights is such a BILF!"
"IKR!?! OMFG and what about Mat Love from Mercy Mercedes? NOMM!"
"Ahh, Matt's such a BILF too!"

by tFTW June 24, 2009

BILF

This acronym usually refers to a Boi (as in the gay type - refer to boi) I (would) Like (to) F*ck (as in have sex with).

The connotation of boi implies that the one saying bilf is not a boi. Or in other words is not straight.

So basically, when a "straight" guy refers to a gay guy as someone the former would like to have sex with.

This is a definition that breaks gender norms and has been used among straight buddies, and has been accepted as a norm, regardless of its context, sarcastic or serious.

The straight guy points at the hot gay guy in the club and tells his buddy, "Hey there is a BILF!" His buddy laughs and concurs.

by theseducer April 13, 2009

BILF

"Baby I'd Like to Fuck"

-Stewie Griffin, from Family Guy

BILF at 12 o'clock

by DJ Kit January 17, 2011

Bilf

a very good looking butler that you would like to interact sexually with.

oh my lord, did you see that Bilf that opend the door for me...he was gorgeous

by JDM240sx May 1, 2011

bILF

boys I LIKE to FUCK. Not to be confused with "BIG B" ILF. Ever.

Sexy young me who call me a MILF often turn into bILFs.

by kittiekat September 29, 2005