Time Nazi

1 Someone who's whole life revolves around making sure your time card is correct and that you have not made any mistakes.

2 One who enjoys dealing punishment for improper time card use.

Shit I didn't clock out last night, now Nancy that damn Time Nazi is going to punch me in the face tomorrow morning

Time Nazi by V3ry @nn0yed June 16, 2009

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Time Nazi

A member of early 20th century Germany's National Socialist Party that can travel through time.

It doesn't matter how many times you try to kill Hitler in the past, because there are always Time Nazis ready to stop you.

Time Nazi by whiterook6 February 19, 2010

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time nazi

a person who CLEARLY has a watch but says they dont have one or dont know the time, also a person who refuses to tell time or never knows the time

me and nick here are time nazis

time nazi by smellingblood May 4, 2005

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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