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Momcation 

(n.) 1. A break from one's motherly duties 2. Extended periods of time that one's children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. Used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)
The kids are spending two weeks this summer with their father - what should I do with my momcation?
Momcation by SusMFS June 15, 2009
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momcation 

Moms that go on vacation without their kids
My daughter asked me why i was going away 4 nights with just my best friends and I yelled I need a MOMCATION!
momcation by mm10 February 1, 2012

Momylation 

1. The process of impregnating a female; thereby transforming her into a mom (mother). Often used casually in reference to copulation, the formal definition includes the entire process of intercourse, fertilization, gestation, and birth.

2. The protection of an alcohol with a methoxymethyl acetal group. The momylated alcohol is stable to most conditions, notable exceptions including acidic media and a few oxidizing/reducing agents.
Dude when it comes to momylation, Doug is the master. He momylated his wife, two primary alcohols, and a phenol all in one week.
Momylation by Big Diggity April 15, 2015

Mancation 

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.
JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?
Mancation by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

mommycation 

The time a mother gets to herself, when her children are away for an extended period of time.
My mommycation is over! My kids are coming back from spring break at grandma's.
mommycation by Maricusa March 26, 2009

mancation 

When normal males engage in "guy" activities that involve sports, camping, gambling, chasing women and most of all drinking amongst their all and only male friends. No wives, mistresses or girlfiends allowed. Done in order ot get in touch with their male-primal roots.
Jack and I hiked 25 miles to trout fish in the Sierras. With many beers and stories, it made for the perfect Mancation.
mancation by Jack7559 April 28, 2006

maycation 

On a vacation, may go back, may not
She’s been on a maycation for a month.
maycation by PepperK May 14, 2022