iPedo 

A guy on EvE who makes silly, slightly perverted forum posts and watches pre-schools.

Mommy, who is that guy in the bushes?
Why, thats iPedo, i know him from a game i play.

iPedo by Guy in Ballpit June 5, 2009

impedophile 

a)someone who enjoys barring progress in any given endeavor.
b)a person who takes pleasure in deliberate inadequate miss-communication creating confusion and impeding progress particularly in work situations.
c) a Play on words to suggest someone who causes confusion also is involved in boy molestation, by way of an insult in (bad taste).

Steve: Hey Tbag you god damned Impedophile stop getting in my way.
Tariq : *muffled* quiet you

Leeroy: (just finishing counting through thousands of cans in inventory taking) 3495, 3496, 3497, threeth.....

Tariq: 12, 49673, 3, 456, 86 *perverted smirk*

impedophile by Labtekape April 28, 2010

iPeople 

People who are so consumed in their iPod culture that they never are actually seen without earbuds in their ear, and an iPod proudly displayed.

Mark:"Dude, does John still have his earbuds in?"
Matt:"Dude, John is one of those iPeople. I heard he hasn't actually taken them out since 2002.

iPeople by Erik Belsaas March 15, 2006

ipodoclast 

One who bucks the zeitgeist and listens to a CD player instead of MP3s.

That fellow is an ipodoclast.

ipodoclast by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007

ifedolapo 

A very good looking human, Smart and multi talented, they are usually very successful. Usually Sophisticated and classy. Sometimes quiet, but fun to be with, loveable, caring, honest, and a good lover. Get you an Ifedolapo, its the best thing that can happen to you.

Ifedolapo- A Yoruba name meaning "Love and Wealth"/ " Love mixes with wealth"/ "Loves makes wealth increase"

Make me an IFEDOLAPO o lord!

ifedolapo by Somebodyhereee February 1, 2020

icedong 

1. a dildo made of ice
2. a piece of ice formed into the shape of a penis

using a standard size aquafina bottle. it is possible to create an icedong.

"Fabio perfected the icedong technique by freezing then thawing a bottle of aquafina water."

icedong by David, Yah David July 24, 2006

ipidooma 

Acronym for I Pulled It Directly Out Of My Ass. Used frequently in the business world (OK, maybe not so frequently). Indicates that little thought went into providing an answer, etc. Similar to swag, Scientific Wild Ass Guess.

Boss: "This estimate is way off, how did you come up with it?"

Lackey: "IPIDOOMA!!"

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TV Viewer: "This show is stupid, how did you come up with the plot?"

TV Executive: "IPIDOOMA!!"

ipidooma by Hugh J Jass November 25, 2007