Flobber

a fat lazy bastard, bastette

Hey mom what is that thing smelling up the park over there it has not moved from there for 3 weeks. the little girl asked.
Thats a flobber dear a flobber.

by JPC March 14, 2003

flobber

A failed erection, caused mainly by too much alcohol.

I got her back to my place after the pub and i gave her a dissapointment as i ended up with a total flobber.

by another_islander May 29, 2009

Flobber

When you accidentally finger someone

I just flobbered her

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Flobber

adj. amazing,great, fantastic, awsome,so cool its hard to describe, the new "bomb" or "sick"

You look so flobber today!
Lunch was flobber today

by Kathy Brooks January 9, 2009

flobber knockers

Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.

"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"

by Malg April 4, 2006

Flobber Dobber!

An exclamation for when something doesn’t go exactly your way.

Oh Flobber Dobber!

by Flobberdobber181 January 23, 2023

Flobber Waspies

When you're extremely high or intoxicated to the point where you get the sensations of both falling and the room spinning.

Bro I can't move I have the fucking flobber waspies.

by Bigboiirythem December 20, 2017