jacknob

a term commonly used by little fairys, meaning: small dick, gay and obese.

"wow, look at that kid with the broken collar bone, he is such a jacknob!"

jacknob by indianloverx3 May 31, 2009

jackhob 

A jackhob is somebody who gives and takes of semen orally. It is a concatenation and contraction of 'jack' for masturbate and 'hobnob' for the sharing of drinks together.

"You are a bunch of cum guzzling jackhobs."

jackhob by Boris Blank January 10, 2008

Karl jackobs 

A mother fucker who shoved a monster ultra can up his ass but I still love him <3

Hey did you hear about karl jackobs

Karl jackobs by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

jackobite 

a beast drink, a type of whisky which is goood. can buy at yellow parrot store in AY. bless up

me:"bless up nigwet, can u hack me a jackobeetay im thirsty?"
18 year old:"yeah bless the moneyz and you have it sonny boy"
me:"sound as a pea, JACKOBEETAYY!"
(you get the jackobite)
me:"mmm jackobiteyyyyy"

jackobite by Bless up January 16, 2008

Jacknog 

Eggnog with Jack Daniels.

"tis the season for a cup of Jacknog!

Jacknog by 4brillopad December 25, 2016

Jackjob

An act performed on a male when he is getting his dick jacked while simultaneously being sucked.

"She was blowin' me and threw in that handwork, bruh. She gave me a nice jackjob."
"Aw word? She was jacking you off while she was sucking your thang?"
"Helllllll yeah!"

Jackjob by Wordsmif August 22, 2019

jackknob 

The act of a male ejaculating on another males face.

Timmy and Pumba jackknobed on each other.

jackknob by Ricky P. January 29, 2008