Knubbin 

Knubbin (pron NUB - IN)

The bump formed in your fly while sitting down caused by your zipper. Sitting down causes looseness in the material surrounding the fly and the less flexible zipper, velcro, button, etc, forms into a funny shaped lump.

Ted: Hey look, Fred's got a boner! Haha!
Fred: Na way man, it's a knubbin

Knubbin by Aceramic May 29, 2009

Knubbin 

any boner less than or equal to three inches

No way I'm hooking up with that dude - I may be drunk but I need more than a Knubbin.

Knubbin by Miss Skank October 14, 2016

Klubbing

Attending a rave/nightclub/party under the influence of Ketamine.

(Not for the faint of heart)

Amy: Yo B.W, guess who has Ket?
B.W: Yesssss we're Klubbing tonight!

Klubbing by Cant be traced October 22, 2014

Dick knobbing 

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

Dick knobbing by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

Snot Knobbing 

A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.

Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.

Snot Knobbing by Jocko Love November 8, 2013

Shift-Knobbing

Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.

Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.

Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.

Shift-Knobbing by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

knobbin off 

the act of getting caught while beating your meat, stroking your salami, spanking your monkey, etc; then blowing your knob nectar all over the perpetrater.

Paul got caught knobbin off in the boys' room by mr J. too bad fo him, he's now got a pearl necklace.

knobbin off by blumpkinsforall November 1, 2008