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lowhangers 

Refers to a type of scrotum that is loose, long, and fleshy. The ballsac prominently descends, unlike the more average snug sac. This scrotum type can make more of an impression by slapping against a sex partner's chin, anus, etc. Often referred to as a 'set of' referring to the matched pair of balls in a typical nutsac. (It's normal for them to dangle at unequal lengths.)
Look at the set of lowhangers on him! I'd love to roll them around in my mouth and then feel them slapping against my tits when he stands in front of me and fucks my face.

He sat gingerly on the cold bus station bench to avoid traumatizing his lowhangers which were protected only by the thin barrier of his loose nylon running shorts.
lowhangers by mr pinky June 24, 2007
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A frequently modified mammal, known primarily for its blind idolatry, and an uncanny ability to age rapidly in foreign fashion shows and club settings. Cited as the current chief export (minors) of the Lohan family; like its elderly predecessor, Lindsay, what it lacks in talent, it makes up for in ambition.
"Should Child Protective Services be notified when 15-year-old Ali Lohan goes to bars and nightclubs ?"

"I don't know, she looks 45."
ali lohan by racesomecat April 2, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.
Damn I didnt know Lindsay Lohan works your block too.
Lindsay Lohan by P DuBB June 30, 2005
A title given to anyone who follows a series of movies/books just so they can laugh at it. Usually associated with the Twilight series.
Sara: ZOMG DID YOU SEE TWILIGHT I LOVE EDWARD IT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER.

Amy: Yeah, I'm totally an LOLfan of Twatlight.

Sara: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DID YOU SEE THE NEW TRAILER I LOVE EDWARD YAY.
LOLfan by Bean McBeans June 2, 2009

Feeling Lohan 

Feeling Lohan

Feeling super hungover from a night of partying but continuing to party the next day in spite of legal, social, or physical repercussions.

Looking and feeling rough during a multi-day bender, usually wearing the same clothes for at least two days and just continuing to party.
I'd come enjoy Sunday Funday with you guys, but I'm super hungover from last night. Na! I'm feeling Lohan, let me just grab some sunglasses.

lindsay lohan

Used to be pretty hot, in my opinion, before she dyed her hair disgustingly blonde and became another Paris Hilton.

At the rate she's going, she's going to be posing topless soon.
Lindsay Lohan has had a boob job, no matter how much she denies it.
lindsay lohan by eon June 26, 2005