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Brown Sweater 

A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.
Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.
Brown Sweater by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Brown sweats 

Sweating as a result of needing to poo. Generally occurs in stressful situations.
Where is the closest toilet? I've broken out into brown sweats.
Brown sweats by nahnahbobo March 5, 2016

Brown sweats 

The sweat mixed with fecal matter that is wiped out of your ass. This happens usually after a workout or sleeping in a hot room.
Jon: I am going to the bathroom
Frank: didn't you just go?
Jon: Yeah bro but I have some brown sweats after the gym.
Brown sweats by fuckmikelol January 23, 2019

Brown Sweater 

"god damn that hoe gave me a brown sweater" " Mom loves to give my bro brown sweaters all the time"

brown striped sweater 

the most hideous sweater you have ever seen, sometimes referred to as "shop rag", they must be in-expensive as people seem to purchase more than one. The material must also be quite thin as holes are common.
Wow, cool brown striped sweater, did you get that at a thrift store

Sweaty Brown Betty 

Sweaty Brown Betty is the name of a delicious mixed drink. It is a combination of chocolate milk (8 oz) and Irish cream (4 oz). The name was derived from its brown color.
Sweaty Brown Betty by bdonahue April 30, 2006