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Closet Conservative 

1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.

2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.
1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"

2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...
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Closet Conservative 

Somebody who is kinda conservative but afraid to tell people because they are surrounded by a liberal majority that seems loud and scary because of that one time that SUPER conservative guy voiced his absolutely idiotic beliefs and was hated by everyone who wasn't scared of him shooting the place up or of the few who agreed.
Friend 1: Ya know insert name here?

Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Ya know how they always get quiet when we talk about politics?
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: I totally think they're a closet conservative.
Friend 2: Yeah?
Friend 1: Yeah.
Closet Conservative by Imwy June 19, 2017

closet conservative 

A person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.
Scenario 1:
Jamie Hoe Spears: The war in Iraq is bad... and so is abortion. Therefore, at sixteen years of age, I will bear the fruit of my loins.
Normal person: You're white trash... and a closet conservative.

Scenario 2:
John: I'M THE MOST LIBERAL PERSON EVAR AND GDUBS IS STUPID BUT I FEEL THAT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE 2008 ELECTION.
Normal person: ...exxxxaccttlyyy.
closet conservative by fuckingay January 8, 2008

Closet Conservative 

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.
"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026