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The male version of a quif. When one of your pussy friends farts or spews some kind of crap out of any orifice of their body that would put their manliness in serious doubt. For those men that are not manly enough to fart and too big of a pussy to even quif. Also can be used to describe when a friend commands attention before farting, uses great theatrics in delivering, and then lets out nothing but a failed, muffled butt sigh.
You and your buddy are sitting a bar ordering drinks. You ask for beer and your buddy says to the bartender "Do you make a good cosmopolitan?" You look at your buddy and say "Why you gotta be such a fucking dief?"

You and your friend are sitting on the sofa watch UFC. He lifts his butt check towards you and gives you a shit-eating grin. You know what he's trying to send your way. He pulls the trigger and let's out a complete dud. You laugh and say "Nice dief, douche bag."
Dief by Spydog January 23, 2010
I hate that fucker... wish he'd dief.
dief by Vaun December 16, 2003
this word is a word no one should forget it means all the means of existence. if u dont no this word well then u are living under a rock. the main meaning of this word dosent really mean anything it just means all means
i have diefjxe all life
diefjxe by diefjxe October 6, 2020

Diefenderfer 

The act of dipping your dick in another man's rectum while extending out your arm in a nazi salute.
The fuhrer was pleased to here his men were diefenderfering each other in his honor.
Diefenderfer by Fuhrerofmemes March 21, 2019

diefenbach 

An exotic mutha fucka, who can be a pimp at times but can also be a sweet lover. He gives no fucks but gets the bucks.
That man is diefenbach!
He type defenbach bro.
diefenbach by FREEGUCCI May 25, 2016

dieffenbach 

A name derived from medieval times originating in germany. It literally means "strong one" and was given to those who are morally, socially, mentally, and physically strong. They can withstand anything, and are known to be highly admired amongst friends and other people alike. Many Dieffenbachs are also notorious for their ability to communicate precisely, and heal others using their communication abilities, hence the definition of being socially strong.
That man is a leader, he makes everyone else around him play better. A perfect team captain, a Dieffenbach.
dieffenbach by amanis jorgen June 29, 2008