| 1. | Live Under A Rock | ||
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It is to be a person who lives in isolation from and has limited knowledge of what is happening in the world around them. Used to describe an ignorant or obtuse person. Usually someone who lives in the basement of their mothers house. Someone who spends too much time playing Farmville on Facebook.
Often someone glued to their television or computer screen. Usually brought up when someone makes a comment about a big movie that they have recently seen where the other person is oblivious to said movie. Someone who lives in their basement and only comes out for special occasions. "You've never heard of Obama? Where have you been for the last couple of years... living under a rock?" "Unless you've been living under a rock, you'd know about..." "You need to get out from under that rock you've been living under!" "Wait... you don't know about that? Are you stupid!?" "No, I have just been living under a rock recently." "Who is our president" "Are you serious!? Do you live under a rock? |
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| 2. | Internet Rock | ||
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Like a regular rock, but online. Mostly used as a substitute for the phrase "living under a rock". Used to refer to people who haven't heard of something important on the internet, possibly a meme. Used frequently by Charles Trippy. Dude! That grizzly bear looks so much pedobear!
Whats a pedobear? Ah, man, you've been living under an internet rock! |
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| 3. | Drake | ||
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Aubrey Drake Graham, drizzy, or Drake. An amazing rapper who has songs like "forever", "I'm on one", "Marvin's Room", and "Headlines". He teamed up with a bunch of other amazing rappers such as Lil Wyane, T-Pain, Nicki Minaj and many more, to form the group Young Money. Anyone who doesn't like his music either doesn't like rap, is completely out of there mind, or has been living under a rock. The only thing that brings Drake down is his starting career on Dagrassi as Jimmy. Ex: "Dude did you hear that new Drake song?"
"No." "Have you been living under a rock?" "Yes..." |
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| 4. | Poptard | ||
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One who is ignorant in matters of pop culture. This is a general term which includes the Cinematard. Heather - "Who's Britney Spears?"
Greta - "Girl, you are a real poptard if you don't know who Britney Spears is." |
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| 5. | Disney Channel | ||
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The go-to place for little rich girls who want to be famous, and in-the-closet pre-pubescent boys that are trying to convince people that they are straight. These children are usually featured in Children's TV Shows for about five years, and then have suddenly turned into either extreme sluts, or junkies (occasionally both!). About a year after that, these poor lost souls have had horrible publicity and/or suicidal thoughts. This is the ongoing cycle of the Disney Channel (a.k.a. the passageway to hell). The ending result is a 20-25 year old with fake hair, unhealthy weight, and ongoing hate from the social media and Shane Dawson. Late 90's kid: I miss Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, and Demi Lovato. What happened to them?
21st Century Kid: Have you been living under a rock? Miley Cyrus has a horrible haircut and is married to Liam Hemsworth, The Jo-Bros are all broke and married with only one song out (Pom Poms) which is only about girl's asses, and Demi Lovato has been in rehab for cutting. Seriously, how could you have missed all of this? Late 90's Kid: C'mon, all Disney Channel stars can't be THAT bad. What about Vanessa Hudgens? 21st Century Kid: Got kicked off of Disney Channel for posting naked pictures online, and had sex with James Franco in Spring Breakers. Late 90's Kid: So I guess that the Disney Channel really IS just a workshop where good kids go bad and bratty kids are glorified. |
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| 6. | blink-182 | ||
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Blink-182 are a fantastic band which have many great songs. I do have to say though, their old stuff is better than their new stuff but their new stuff is still good! Bob: Who are Blink-182?
Billy: I think the real question here is, "Who's the person living under a rock that doesn't know Blink-182?!" |
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| 7. | stephanie siemiller | ||
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co-host of G4techTV's, Fresh Gear, show and is undoubtedly one of the hottest hosts in the entire G4techTV network.
Not only she has image, but she also has a mind that has knowledge in the technicalities of information technology. "Dude, forget Cameron D. Stephanie Siemiller is all that I need!"
"Stephanie Sei...who?" "Dude, you don't know? What noob you are living under a rock!" |
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