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line beard 

1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"
line beard by chauncey July 20, 2004

Beardling 

An affectionate way of referring to a baby bearded dragon.
AWWWW! Look at those little beardlings running through their food!
Beardling by Fat & Furious December 20, 2013

beardliness 

(noun) Having or being defined by a matured or thick beard. Minor scruff does not qualify an individual for having beardliness.
Sam: Did you see Jack at the World Beard and Moustache Championships last year?

Max: Damn right, Jack had total beardliness. Glad he won!
beardliness by Groomez March 27, 2008
(n): a previously unknown pimple that suddenly explodes while scratching your beard.
While doing his usual chin scratch, John stumbled across a beardmine in his goatee that shot puss everywhere.
Beardmine by Waylan P. Dingleberry January 19, 2012

beardliment 

When you receive a compliment on your manly beard.
"I've gotten so many beardliments since I brushed my beard!"
beardliment by Beard422 May 8, 2014