Shotagwan 

that bullet that just whizzed past your head

friend arrives at internet cafe and starts mumbling non sensical retardedness, i say fuck its slow as shit, friend replies "what is?" i say "the internet"

"SHOTAGWAN!!!"

Shotagwan by hitler reincarnated as a cat May 18, 2009

shwagwan 

A variation of the london/jamaican greeting "wagwan" usually used ironically. The "sh" is exaggerated and the longer you hold it the better.

Andy: Ssssssssssshwagwan brodda!

Stuart: Shwagwan Famalam! What the fucks haaaaaapnen'?

shwagwan by Topboonter May 10, 2021

shagwan 

synonym for "dibs" - meaning ownership over something

I shagwaned that (i got dibs on that)

shagwan by #&@^$*%($ June 24, 2007

shitbagwankfuck 

This is the most devistating word to say if you fuck up.... lets say you come home from work and your dad is just there on top of ur wife spread eagle or lets say you come home from school and your mom is gettting fucked by your dads transgender side bitch and you actually get horny and go to your bedroom and ejaculate 1ltr of semen

*drops keys* SHITBAGWANKFUCK

shitbagwankfuck by CancerIsGoooooooooood May 22, 2018

shagwank

To relieve ones self after unsatisfying intercourse.

'that shag was shit, im going to go home and have a wank to finish myself off... aka a shagwank'

shagwank by Richhhieee January 6, 2007

shagwan 

wagwan but used to indicate that you want a quick shag.

shagwan peng ting wys

shagwan by Mhastarouse October 2, 2019

Shotagonist

The protagonist/antagonist of a doujin, that just so happens to be a shota.

"Rather than avoid the awkward ending, I'll just give the shotagonist something worse.".

Shotagonist by Anonymous Foxymous January 7, 2022