Candycram

The action of cramming a dildo in someone's ass when they lose at playing the game CandyLand.

"Yo I was with Dylan last night and I totally got candycrammed!"

"Ew.."

Candycram by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

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daddy candycane

The act of russian candycane-ing your daughter.

Omg! My dad gave me such an amazing daddy candycane last night!

daddy candycane by Trysexualdaddy0006 December 7, 2018

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german candycane

When a woman is on her period, she lets the blood spread everywhere. Then the man takes out his penis, ejaculates onto the menstrual blood, and swirls it around. Thus, creating the candycane effect.

My girl was on her period, so we decided to do a German Candycane.

german candycane by The magic man March 26, 2014

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Candyrat

The best fucking record label ever including Andy McKee, Antoine Dufour, Ewan Dobson, Gareth Pearson, Craig D'Andrea and many more. All of the artists share guitar or bass finger picking styles.

me: "Have you ever heard of Candyrat"

them: "Yes!"

me: "Aren't they awesome!"

them: "Sorry I have to go clean up because I just orgasmed when I thought of Candyrat"

Candyrat by Boblovescandyrat May 24, 2011