connipshit

derivative of conniption fit.

literal meaning: Having a conniption which causes you to shit yourself simultaneously

figurative meaning: A psychological condition of being extremely upset and frustrated. Usually involves calling your significant other and yelling and crying to them over the phone

Conniption: a fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm.

alternate spellings: Kanipshit canipshit

Sally had a total connipshit when she learned that the items at the store were no longer on sale.

Bob threw a connipshit when he learned he was not chosen for the job.

by Ashtabula Goosemonkey May 13, 2009