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1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”
by AdamEntity October 04, 2013