strood 

City in Kent full of chavs, druggies and way to many karens. You gotta be careful because a Karen catches you and its all over facebook (they love a good fb group--medway miserables)

Theres the clear divide in Strood, one street it will the normal civilians but turn a corner and its druggies paradise.
You can never distinguish the grafters in Strood, they seem to blend in.

Where you from mate?
Them: strood
Ah better watch out, w the shit your doin, the karens will be after ya

strood by Charver 2.0 October 30, 2020

Strood 

Strood Medway kent

Living in Medway towns for a number of yrs mainly Strood where I find most people to be the friendly sort and at he same time not to intrusive keeping them self's to them self's the place is steeped with history going all the way back to the beginning of GB's recorded history with Castles , the second oldest cathedral in this country we got any amount of forts and untold amount of marine time firsts in the history books thers ship building going way back to the days of cannons and sail ships one of the biggest ships holding something like 50 cannons was built on the banks of Strood not chatham or rochester Yes Strood also i mite add Strood has the knights templer's Manor along thr River opposite the rochester Castle yes people Strood has its chaves ,Karen's and some druggies but believe me no more than the next town or city you can trust my ears you would be looking hard to find any of our streets full of so called druggies Strood is a save place for the elderly and also our children are safe to go out and play in the street last point you can travel by train from Strood to the center of london city (kingdcross) in as little as 35 mins so our Strood is perfect for those who want more from life while having to work in the city

Strood Medway kent

Strood by Strood June 5, 2022

Strood Headbutt 

Strood Headbutt

A headbutt that is admistered by a resident or Strood ( For those trying to be Posh that's West Rochester)

Normally used when patience are thinner than a Brazilians G-String

Or when all other methods of communicating with Fucktards have been exhausted

The strood Head butt is normally accompanied by the sound DoooOOOOooossshhhhHH

Chris was starting to Piss me off so I gave him a strood Headbutt

Strood Headbutt by 317beers September 26, 2023

Stroud Strong

Showing the strength of a thousand men, knowing how to enjoy life, loving everyone around you, while being grateful for everything life has to give. Overcoming all the obstacles that life throws at you with a smile on your face no matter how hard it may be. Being a true hero to everyone who meets you and and knows you.

David had cancer for a number of years, but always had a smile on his face. He was truly Stroud Strong.

Stroud Strong by Melskies August 23, 2011

Stroodle 

A misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle!

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: A Stroodle!

Stroodle by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

Stroodlism 

An almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles.

Manny: Are you religious?
Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism!
Manny: Oh, ME TOO! #stroodlehourlife

Stroodlism by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

stroodle 

misspelling of the world strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a stroodle

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: a stroodle

stroodle by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020