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A term used to combine both words, Slow, and Loser. Pronounced(Slewser)
Wow... Your such a Sloser
Aaron is such an unbelievable Sloser
Sloser by ET00880 April 30, 2009
Related Words
A slutty loser. Most likely a girl who is a slut and that you hate
Mike: Alexa had sex with another guy on the lacrosse team!

Anthony: Man what a SLOSER!
Sloser by sloserhater10 November 2, 2008
eww look at those slosers wearing their spider jackets thinking they're all that and a bag of chips.
sloser by weener,kreamie,bug October 23, 2007

Slower than guns 

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.
Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

Miss sloper 

A women who has a new scooter and wants to be an eshay but in fact she cant spell. But Miss sloper r u wanting to be an eshay. SAVAGE SLOPER IS COMING FOR U
Miss Sloper The eshay with her scooter
Miss sloper by YEh Bah September 24, 2020