kerple 

it means s h i t (btw we cant put it together it wont work aha) lol

kerple this sucks!
God ur a piece of kerple!

kerple by kerple karne April 30, 2009

shmurple kerple 

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night

shmurple kerple by redtomatosauce April 13, 2024

Kerplatzed 

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

kurple 

the small pieces of paper that are left behind when tearing sheets from a spiral bound notebook.

She left a mess of kurple on the floor by tearing sheets of paper from her spiral bound notebook.

kurple by drusiph November 2, 2012

Kerilee 

Kerilee A Amazingly Beautiful Young girl Yet She doesnt think She Is Beautiful Has A Complicated Past But Cant Wait To See Her Future If You Ever Get To Love A Kerilee Never Let Her Go She Is One Of A Kind Very Rare and Extremely Special

Guy1:Oh Jeez my crush. is here

Guy2:OMG ITS KERILEE
Guy1:She's sooo Pretty

Guy2:There she goes the most beautiful girl of ours lives

Guy1:Who?
Guy2:KERILEE
Guy1:True

Kerilee by Kerilee August 15, 2017

kerpel

The part of the body where the buttocks meets the thigh.

Wow, when that waittress bent over I could see her kerpel.

kerpel by Really Big Al July 9, 2011

Kerplasterfucked 

The state of mind you find yourself in when you have drank way too much and can not enjoy being properly drunk anymore

I was too kerplasterfucked to even see straight enough to hit on the ugly chick at the party.

Kerplasterfucked by Ravrin August 16, 2012