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wankaholic 

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation
Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.
wankaholic by chuck March 26, 2005
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A very nonsensical language. Actually, it's not even a language. It's fucking Austrailian GIBBERISH.
Cariss thinks Wankah is a language. No, it isn't.
Wankah by broforce2298 September 25, 2014
brendan. a very scary kid who has holes in his pockets and his cell phone is a banana.
amy loved his wankah-ness when she reached in brendan's pockets. we know you liked that amy.
wankah by Jessica March 3, 2003

wankaholic 

A person, usually an American but can be any nationality aside from British, who is addicted to using British terms, phrases, and idioms. In addition, the wankaholic often misuses the British expressions he believes he is using correctly. The term is a combination of the words, "wanker," a derogatory British expression, and "alcoholic," a person who is addicted to alcohol.
American: That movie was bloody good!
Brit: "Bloody good?" What are you, a wankaholic?

Brit #1: My American friend Milo is a real wankaholic.
Brit #2: What makes you say that?
Brit #1: Every time he sees someone he doesn't like, he calls them a "wanker."

ur a wankah 

probably some way to mock english accents i don’t even know
ur a wankah dream you just sit there wankin
ur a wankah by anni aaaa July 15, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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