twitaphobe

A person who refuses to join Twitter and just doesn't see what the hype is about.

person 1: Dude! Follow me on twitter!
person 2: naw man, I don't use that.
person 1: fuck man why are you such a twitaphobe?

twitaphobe by Tweetledee April 27, 2009

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titaphobe

A man who is petrifide by titties.

eric shook is a total titaphobe.

One time my friend shook was getting it on with a girl and stopped just cause her tits were in his face.

titaphobe by SAE July 23, 2004

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twitaphobe • titaphobe • titaphone • Twittaphobic

Twittaphobic

Fear of getting caught in lies due to others obsessive twittering.

When an individual will not associate themselves with anyone who is twittering nearby in fear of their dirty laundry being spread.

Ever since my wife caught me lying to her about going to the titty bar due to my friends twitter, I have become extremity twittaphobic.

Twittaphobic by barney_phife September 19, 2009

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titaphone

When your having a root with your girlfriend you put a nipple in each ear and you can hear yourself coming

Hey frank Brendan had a titaphone with Beth wetness last night

titaphone by Da beer can May 13, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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