OMG

Used by retarded teenagers.
They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS

Retarded Teenager: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
Me: I am
Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God

by Scribbler March 18, 2005

OMG!

an excessively over used phrase brought on by lazy teens who don't feel like typing oh my god.

OMG! i broke a nail.

by Emma Tom May 19, 2007

OMG

It's supposed to mean "Oh my god", however it fails in several ways...

1. If you don't believe in God, then what is the point of it all?
2. If you do believe in God, most god-believing people think it is a sin to use God's name when not praying.

Teenager: OMG!! lol i g0tz spikey toilet paper!1!11!

by S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 29, 2009

Omg

Abbreviation for "Oh My God". An expression of surprise, anger or disbelief. Used often in text messages and badly written emails. Used mainly by teenage girls, even if the event isn't all that surprising.

Girl 1: Omg, i just totally hooke dup with Ryan!
Girl 2: Omg what!

by everythingtatseslikepurple May 27, 2010

OMG

A word you say when someone tie you to a pole and butt rape you hard.

"OMG This feels so good."

by MEPEnisSmall July 13, 2018

OMG

Oh My God
Oh
My
God
also see OMFG

OMG I just got laid!

by F4T4L October 4, 2005

OMGs

Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs.

the offical term for 1%er motorcycle clubs used by the FBI.

The FBI say there are 5 main OMGs in the usa.

by Phileep Falop. April 11, 2009