flowery shit 

when you take a nasty smelling shit, use flower scent air freshener to cover it up, then walk in the bathroom 10 minutes later and you get the nice smell of flowers and shit

tom took a big shit after eating his mothers egg salad, he used flower air freshener to mask the smell, tom's father walked in the washroom 10 minutes later and puked because of the flowery shit smell

flowery shit by slang master daddy April 26, 2009

Shit Flowers 

When tolet paper and pieces of feces get stuck in your anus hairs.

Guy 1: Man, I picked a bushell of shit flowers last night.
Guy 2: Nasty man.

Shit Flowers by leekster March 2, 2010

shit in your flowers

to cause grief or ruin a person's day.

Sorry to shit in your flowers, but I need you do this.

shit in your flowers by Sgt Donkey April 29, 2007