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On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys.
"Man, I just jacked with the awesome girl on omegle!"
"Did you see her face?"
"Well... No..."
"Rule 29, man."
Rule 29 by Roll Hodge September 15, 2013
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Rule 291 

Rule 291: Every Rule number and Rule letter under this contradicts everything above this number. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's an internet rule, hence Rule 291: Every Rule number and Rule letter under this rule contradicts everything above this Rule
Rule 291 by MunkeyJob July 6, 2011

rule 290 

UrbanDictionary's entry is now updated.
Rule 290 of the internet is false.
rule 290 by アルベド November 30, 2016

Gamer Rule 2964 

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.
A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.
Gamer Rule 2964 by MinekindHD October 23, 2019

Gamer Rule 2964 

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.
A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.
Gamer Rule 2964 by MinekindHD October 23, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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