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after-baked 

The feeling you have after smoking strong weed, where you feel like doing nothing and your brain is useless.
I feel so after-baked today. I need to get me some more weed.
after-baked by Coke Munk June 15, 2009

after baked 

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.
"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"
after baked by medicine.witch October 26, 2016

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

afterbake 

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.
SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.
afterbake by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

Afterbate 

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes
Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!
Afterbate by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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