(noun)- A length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). Usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.
1) Man, it took you a dick year to get here! What gives?
2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!
2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!
by Kwisatz Haderach May 11, 2005
A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).
by SotoMizer May 8, 2013
Person #1: "Hey, I heard you fucked Tommy last night."
Person #2: "Worst fuck of my life. Ten seconds took a dick year."
Person #2: "Worst fuck of my life. Ten seconds took a dick year."
by Candicks August 21, 2009
by e_a_k June 29, 2006
1) A unit of distance approximately equivalent to the average increase in length in the average (human) male's penis from his 18th to 19th birthday
2) A long period of time
2) A long period of time
by Ben Ito April 19, 2009
The last year, sometime in the mid to late 1950's when it was OK to give your son Richard the nickname "Dick."
by boblnyc December 22, 2011
by Joweh January 8, 2013