blargasm

A meaningless word that is commonly used when there is nothing else (or better) to say, and a comic response is desired.

Me: **mental thought: I'M BOOOOORED**
Me: Blargasm
You: WTF?! Ur such a retard :P
Me: w00t! conversation!

blargasm by Fogoh September 14, 2008

Blargasm

(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.

A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.

Blargasm by Blargspeed April 19, 2009

Boargasm 

An orgasm caused from either thinking about or consuming delicious pig (aka boar) products, especially bacon and products containing bacon.

The bacon cheeseburger slathered in bacon infused ranch gave Harold a spontaneous boargasm.

Boargasm by mikekais October 11, 2012

Bargasm 

An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.

Mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.

Bargasm by IrishLaddy May 7, 2009

blargasnarful 

To castrate your dead grandfather in an open field, then take the testicles and fry them in a wok until golden brown, and proceed to feed them, with gravy, to your blind, feeble grandmother.

Holy shit dude, I can't believe you would actually do something like blargasnarful!!!

blargasnarful by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003

Boargasm 

When an ugly girl who looks like a boar has an orgasm.

Dude, I was doin' this ugly ho and she had a boargasm!

Boargasm by Urban Bill February 27, 2009

bargasm 

A bargasm is a word to describe finding an item that is so much so a bargain it all but brings you to orgasm.

'Oh my god, i't a right bargasm, i could wee!'

My own quote said upon finding a fab designer dress with 50% off.

bargasm by Worksop Bird Ellie August 4, 2007