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Mall Crawler 

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.
"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
Mall Crawler by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

crawlleague 

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
crawlleague by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012

corona crawler 

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.
During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.
corona crawler by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Curb crawler

a man who cruises in his vehicle looking for a streetwalker to pick up for sex
Yo, I seen that same curb crawler pass by here six times in the past half hour.
Curb crawler by hickory March 2, 2008

Crawleria 

A state of internal anxiety brought on by excessively socializing far below an individual's potential.
Damn this broad with the hip tattoo is hella suffering from crawleria.
Crawleria by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

cube crawler 

n. That guy at work who goes from cubicle to cubicle telling everybody in your office the exact same thing, usually some lame story about what he did last weekend. The cube crawler is also the same guy who feels it necessary to touch your computer screen at least eight times a day.
Dude...Brad is such a cube crawler, doesn't he ever work?
cube crawler by LukeDuke December 23, 2004