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trophy whore 

When nerds repeatedly suck the living fun and essence out of playstation 3 games for the sole purpose of collecting trophies.

Whilst it can be said that often the pursuit of obtaining various trophies can be both invigorating, challenging and fun, it could also be said that most trophy whores are funsuckers with nothing better to do in their penis lives.

Trophy Whores are often compared to Achievement Whores, male sluts who wish to sleep with Master Chief and get all the achievements in various games to get a super high gamerscore, a score which only total fags could care about.

However, Trophy Whores are superior to Achievement Whores in the fact that Trophy Whores had the common sense to purchase a PS3 home entertainment system over an Xbox 360 system which was only created for one game: Halo 3. Also known as Dick.
Caleb: Hey yo, I heard that you spent the last five hours playing Grand Theft Auto IV on your PS3 only to get the trophies.

Jason: So what if I'm a whore G? At least I know how to touch a woman. I'm no ordinary whore like you Achievement Bitch I'm a motherfraggin pwning 1337 haxor trophy whore.

Caleb: Damn man! All I was asking was if you got GTA! We cool, right? Cool like Guns 'N Roses?

Jason: Fuck it, ugly cocksucker you can go suck a big, fat, juicy master chief penis. I'll bet it's green like his armor.

Caleb: You suck trophy whore. You're so sexy and awesome and you have a PS3. Everyone should worship you now.
trophy whore by Ninja J April 18, 2009

Trophy Whore 

The Sony equivalent of an Achievement Whore - somebody who will play shitty games just to get shiny virtual rewards.
Dude 1 - I'm really loving Sonic Unleashed, it has loads of easy Trophies.

Dude 2 - You filthy trophy whore.
Trophy Whore by Yo Grandad December 17, 2008

trophy whore 

Trinity College are a bunch of trophy whores and don't care about their students passing TEE because none of them have a future outside of sport

Whore's trophy 

Translated from the Brazilian Portuguese expression: "Trofeu de rapariga".

Those single stem roses wrapped in plastic sold at bars, only bought by guys who want to impress girls but are running out of material, such as good conversation, jokes and dance moves.
Girl #1: "How was your date last night?"
Girl#2: " It was awful at the begenning of the night, but then he bought me a "Whore's trophy" so I splept with him.
Girl #1: " Wow, you earned that rose, whore!!"
Whore's trophy by Cranky Nanny March 15, 2010

Trophy Whores 

PS3 gamers that suck the life out of the games for their enjoyment of having more trophies, even if they don't like the game they'll still play.

True gamers don't do this because they aren't into this kind of bs!
Hey dude I got 14 Platinum trophies, 20 Gold and 400 Silver.

Okay but that's useless, no one cares apart from Trophy Whores.
Trophy Whores by Anon12576343 November 6, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026