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Mangocide 

A genocide involving Mangos. After the horrifying Mangocides of the 1990s took place, many pretended they didnt took place. But they did.

Some shocking photos have been released. One of a pile of dead mangos laying in pits, a larger mango standing on top of them holding a machine gun shooting smaller mangos, running chaotically from the scent of death. Picture an innocent villiage, screaming under the fire of helicopters.

The movie, Hotel Mango, is already in production.

Never Forget. The Mangocides.
In 1990, the happy country of Mango split into Darfur and Rwanda. Darfur wanted peace, but Rwanda wanted blood. The killings of peaceful mangos lasted 7 years. Mangocide.
Mangocide by Dr. Mango. April 16, 2009
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Mathocide 

The act of completing or overthinking too much math in a certain or specific amount of time and could evidently lead to mass murder
"Did you hear about Tom?", "yea he went on a Mathocide and ripped his teachers foot off and beat the classroom kids with it"
Mathocide by Different May 1, 2014
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Menocide 

Deliberate and systematic extermination or killing of all men and their existence on planet earth.
Woman 1: "I hate him so bad, he totally just dumped me. Damn jerk, he's just like every other guy. They're all the same."
Woman 2: "You know what'll make you feel better? Let's go shopping and then plan a worldwide menocide for brunch, girlfriend."
Menocide by jerk-a-meter February 22, 2010

Mayocide 

A satirical term that mocks the white supremacist myth of “White Genocide” (aka, interracial relationships existing). Used primarily as a sarcastic response when fragile people cry about white people being the real victims of racism.
Person 1: white genocide is real!
Person 2: yes, the mayocide is imminent. 🙄
Mayocide by Nillapop January 10, 2020

menocide 

the systematic killing of members of the male gender
i want to commit menocide..
jeez, me too!

how are you feeling today?
a bit menocidal, honestly.
menocide by maamauu May 9, 2022

mayocide 

The mocking or sarcastic term given to the white supremacist conspiracy theory that Jews are orchestrating genocide on the white race by allowing legal abortion, mixed-race babies, interracial marriage, and non-white immigrants usually seeking asylum. In other words, non-white people (and some white people) exercising basic human rights are somehow causing a genocide. This conspiracy theory is also known as the Great Replacement and was heavily featured at the Charlottesville, VA Nazi rally in August 2017 titled "Unite the Right" that featured nazis and white supremacists marching with tiki torches shouting, "Jews will not replace us." This rally ended in the domestic terrorist attack that killed Heather Heyer.
White_supremacist_1488: "white people are being genocided by the jews through interracial marriage!"

Everyone else: /rolls eyes. "Mayocide can't come soon enough."
mayocide by pbts January 11, 2020

mayocide 

Letting people have sex with whoever they want regardless of race or ethnicity. Especially if it's a white person in a romantic relationship with a person of color.

Not to be confused with white genocide, which is a conspiracy theory made up by white supremacists and propagated by pale loser boys online.
"Fuck mayos, commit mayocide. No literally fuck mayos. We're all having a good time."
mayocide by Stekkmen January 10, 2020