meatball

fat narcissist, especially one prone to deception and theft

jordan over-ate, grew manboobs, went broke, then doctored bills to steal money from his own housemates... god, what a meatball!

by maker of minced meat May 8, 2008

meatball

a girl who is very short, under 5 ft 1, thick, with a big ass and boobs to match. She is always a blast to be around and knows how to party! Made popular by Snooki and Deena.

"You see that short girl beatin' up that beat? She's a member of team meatball."

by CrPg December 6, 2011

meatball

Noun: Usually applied to persons of evidencing a lack of common sense. Syn: Goof, Lackwit, Nimrod.

"Man, Mickey was trying to impress some girls, fell out of a tree and landed on his head... What a meatball."

by Chris A. March 30, 2003

meatball

Meatball is a term to describe a rather dumb person. We all know the kind of people who never get the joke when its told. That is a meatball and they usually lack common sense.

Johnny Applebottom: hey man that meatball just picked up a tranny and mistaked it for a broad... even after they had sex!!
Smelly Kelly: Ew man totally meatarded.

by dan gemmbont December 14, 2008

meatball

a term used during world war ii by the americans refering to the japanese. The large red circle on the flag vehicles and airplanes slightly rembles a meatball.

There's Meatballs in the air.

by Al_the_alky August 12, 2005

meatball

a miserable, short italian kid who always thinks hes right

"you guys are stupid, i watch CNN. im obviously not a meatball"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

meatball

A fat Bitch who can't jump.

That meatball jumped like 2 inches off the ground.

by Kyle22 June 11, 2007