9 definitions by Mocoholi

Top Definition
A girl who has large breast, a big butt, but is short as hell, mainly found in New Jersey
Ugh, that girl looks like a god damn meatball
#butt #boobs #fat #short #jersey
by Mocoholi December 22, 2010
1) If thou receives a text that has been replied from a text that he or she sent an hour or more ago, thou is not obligated to reply.
2)Thou shalt not text asking a friend for someone else's number.
3) If you send a text, and the receiver does not reply after a long period of time, thou is not supposed to send another text.
4)Thou shalt not use text to talk unholy smack to another human being over the phone, only to act like it never happened the next day
5)If thou receives a long text from a friend or associate thou is not supposed to reply with just a "Lol","K" or "Oh"
6)If thou receives a text from the wrong number, thou should not be rude about the sender using the wrong number, but politely tell them they have the wrong number
7)If the sender insist that they have the right number, thou will receive the right to tell them off rudely.
8)If thou receives a text from an ex's friend saying that they're going to kick your ass, thou must stand firm against the offender and challenge him/her to a duel.
9)If thou is in a textual argument with another, thou will not make a friend/family member text/call the opponent because thou is to much of a pussy.
10)Thou shalt NEVER break up with and or get together with another human being over the phone.
Richard's life was in ruin because he did not follow the Text Commandments
#text #laws #commandments #obey #follow
by Mocoholi October 16, 2010
Someone that has the ability to remember exactly how a porn video went so that they can think about it in the future without the use of a computer.
Bob:So my computer crashed down but thanks to my pornagraphic memory i was able to just go in the bathroom and whack off with my imagination.
#porn #memory #whack off #masterbate #bob
by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
When someone meets a girl so hot/awesome they feel obligated to go write a definition about her on the Urban Dictionary. Of course if the girl knew this she'd probably get a restraining order.
Jack:Hey what's Bob up to?

Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?

Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped
#urban #names #creepy #stalker #bitch
by Mocoholi September 21, 2010
The action of not wanting to go to a store because you don't to run into someone from school,work,ect. Most of the time the person will use tactics like there not dressed good enough or they just want to go home.
Bob: I'm not going into Wal-Mart i dont wanna see someone i know from work,besides im not even properly dressed, i look ugly.

Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
#store #skipping #insecure dumbass #bill #bob
by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
Someone who post urban dictionary definitions about someone that they loved because they've probably been pussy whipped.
Jack:Hey what are you doing?

Brad:Writing about how great Susie is on the urban dictionary.

Jack:Wow you're such an Urban Bitch
#bitch #pussy whipped #fag #idiot #urban
by Mocoholi September 21, 2010
Putting ones headphones in his/her ears so that other people do not converse with them.
When Brad saw his group of friends he wasn't in the mood to talk to, he just slipped on his Imuffs so that he wasn't obligated to reply to their hello's.
#ignore #imuffs #douche #trick #ears
by Mocoholi September 21, 2010
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