snalph 

When someone throws after snot lands on them.

Adam laughed so hard he blew a snot bugger, causing Rachel to snalph over the floor.

snalph by NstRmr April 10, 2009

Snaphook 

Snaphook is commonly used when you can't quite reach your indended target.

Whisker Jones snaphooked the ball into the gutter, thereby blowing his perfect game.

Snaphook by Itz GiFTcaRd February 19, 2007

snaphonics

A speech impediment in which the inflicted person adds unneeded S's to the end of words that end in S.

Dbag has a horrible speech problem, he has snaphonics, and can't say any word ending in s without sounding creepy. "Want to go to the moviesssssssss?"

NOTE: there is no over enunciation of the s in words beginning with S.

snaphonics by Mary Henry January 2, 2009

snapholm syndrome 

when you’ve been snapping someone you’re not attracted to for so long they start growing on you

I think I’m developing snapholm syndrome. I didn’t think he was cute at first but he’s looking better by the day!

snapholm syndrome by donkeykongsarmpit March 15, 2023

Salphabet

23 Letter English alphabet, missing the letters 'S', 'A' and 'L'. Any use of 'S' will be replaced by 'Z', 'A' will be 'O' and 'L' will be 'R'.

Exemption to this rule is the word 'Salphabet'.

23 Retter Engrizh Orphobet, mizzing the retterz 'Z', 'O' ond 'R'. Ony uze of 'Z' wirr be reproced by 'Z', 'O' wirr be 'O' ond 'R' wirr be 'R'.

Exemption to thiz rure iz the word 'Salphabet'.

Salphabet by gbud December 7, 2010

snaphot

An unexpected, uncomfortable rise in body temperature.

I have soooo much to do today. I think I'm having a snaphot.

snaphot by WestMainRocks May 30, 2020

Stalphin 

A mythical creature created when communist leader Joseph Stalin fused with a dolphin to create a being with a gigantic penis. This comes from the rumors that Stalin had a 12 inch penis (Everything's bigger in Russia) and the abnormally large size of a dolphin's.

Adam: "Apparently bottle-nosed dolphins are responsible for about 200 human rapes a year.

Thorin: "No dude that's Stalphin."

Adam: " Oh yeah, that's right."

Stalphin by RacistWizard May 28, 2010