~ Man opens letter from Inland Revenue. "Your
tax code is incorrect and you are entitled to a
tax rebate. Please find a cheque for the sum of £4560 enclosed"
~ "ILT"
~ "I just came back from New York. I brought you back that perfume you were looking for"
~ "ILT, thanks ;)"
~ "So I was parking the car, this
hot brunette walks up and sticks her number under the windscreen wiper. She came to the
window, said call me, and walked off!"
~ "ILT, did you call her....?"
~ "I
put my coat on and there was £80 in my zip pocket!?"
~ "ILT, drinks on you tonight then!"