Wankhand
Wankhand by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009
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Wanksandwich
When two females are 69ing (licking each other out at the same time) each other and a male ejaculates in between them.
Wanksandwich by Cockmaster69 June 5, 2009
Wankpanda
The same as a Wankpuffin (see Urban Dictionary definition: "Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.)
Wankpanda was coined by a group of ‘femmes d’un certain âge’ in South Essex in 2026 who were trying to remember the original term ‘wankpuffin’ but got the animal beginning with a ‘p’ wrong, yet wankpanda then stuck and is now in common usage in that area.
It’s a more emphatic way of saying ‘wanker’
Wankpanda was coined by a group of ‘femmes d’un certain âge’ in South Essex in 2026 who were trying to remember the original term ‘wankpuffin’ but got the animal beginning with a ‘p’ wrong, yet wankpanda then stuck and is now in common usage in that area.
It’s a more emphatic way of saying ‘wanker’
Wankpanda by Elephantycuckoobyebye2 March 1, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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