Confuzulation 

adj; Like bamboozleing someone but better

verb; confuzzled, confuzulated, confuzzlemicated - being confused / bamboozled by someone

'Man, after you smoke this shit im gonner give you some hardcore confuzulation thatll fuck your mind.'

'Im so confuzulated right now'

Confuzulation by PlymouthhhhKid April 1, 2009

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

confuculation 

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

confuculation by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

Confuzzulationateded 

To be extremely confused.

Man that trig that the teacher gave us made me confuzzulationateded

Confuzzulationateded by Naleac Snave March 19, 2008

confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)

"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."

confabulation by Franga February 19, 2008

confuckulation

a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up

You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever

confuckulation by Rog H. July 3, 2008

Confuzation 

The act of being very very confused.

That math problem results in confuzation. (It means that it's a very confusing math problem)

Confuzation by adamlamberthottness October 7, 2009