Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

Confailulations 

interjection - "an expression of joy in the the Failure of another"

Pronunciation: "Kun-fayul-u-lay-shuns"

C-rowe: I'm extra late for class.. still debating on if I should go.

Elfresh: is there Time leniency??

C-Rowe: I'm not late.. lmao.. miscalculated

Elfresh: Confailulations -__-

Confailulations by Elfresh June 13, 2013

conflatulations 

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments

Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb

conflatulations by jrky March 4, 2009

Condragulations 

From Rapaul's DragU show. Female contestants, guided by seasoned drag queens from Rupaul's Drag Race, fight to be the fiercest drag queen. Rupaul congradulates (or condraguates) the contestant who finishes with top honors with this word.

Condragulations, Damita Jo Mama, you are the winner of Drag U!

Condragulations by Vajay J September 25, 2010

conflatulations 

Gaseous emissions offered in appreciation or praise, usually due to a significant accomplishment on the part of the conflatulationee. Emissions may proceed from any oriface. Adjective form "conflatulatory" is also valid.

The guys at the bar offered their sincere conflatulations to Edgar after he won the chili dog eating contest.

conflatulations by Ploxis May 13, 2005

Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)

"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."

confabulation by Franga February 19, 2008