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Spewglue 

After a long night of jerking off, some dudes forget to wipe all the spew off their pubes and it calcifies into a dried superglue sort of consistency. This is not easily cleaned up. Requires a brillo pad with a lot of rubbing......Spew Glue has been known to turn toxic. Closely related to the phenomenon known as "smegma"
"I was going for a world record to see how many times I could jack off before I passed out, and then I....well....passed out! I woke up and my pubes were glued to my shorts with spewglue......
Spewglue by zuluwarrior March 31, 2009
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A combination of spew and bugle; when you are ranting about anything you can think of while at the same time announcing it to the world
Bruh she spewgled so much shit last night in the middle of the road that I got called to come pick her up for being a public nuisance.
Spewgle by WildYackson5 May 19, 2021
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