iPhony 

An iPhony is an individual who attempts to pass off an iPod Touch as an iPhone.

iPhony's will often use their iPod Touch as a way to enter an iPosse, however, these iPhony's are easily distinguished.

iPhony by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009

iPhony 

A person who act like they are hip because they bought themselves an iPhone.

Jerry was really impressed with how many people wanted to fondle his iPhone, but the IT guys knew he was just an iPhony.

iPhony by Jett Whitworth January 7, 2008

iPhony 

The new iPod that looks very, very similar to the iPhone, and costs nearly as much, but doesn't do anything new or particularly interesting

Bill: "Whoa, Ted! Is that one of the awesome new iPhones?"
Ted: "No, Bill, it's the new iPod."
Bill: " But it totally looks like an iPhone..."
Ted: "Sorry, dude, but it's an iPhony."
Bill: "Bogus."

iPhony by dominicras September 15, 2007

iPhony 

an "interim" phone that will get you by until your can afford an iPhone, or the until the iPhone is available in your region.

"Steve, that old iPhony is a piece of junk! It doesn't even have a camera, why don't you upgrade man?"

"I know... I am just using this 'til I can afford an iPhone"

iPhony by Bulge September 4, 2007

iphone conspiracy 

used by many 1D fans to speak on “larry stylinson”

“i mean if you google conspiracy on IPHONES.. you’re gonna get a conspiracy.. but there’s obviously no truth to it like ObViOuSlY🤩🤚🏻💫”

-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)

iphone conspiracy by idkmanijustwantedtoputonething August 12, 2020

iPhone Conspiracies

If you’re googling this, it’s probably because of a Larry Stylinson reference. It refers to a clip of Louis Tomlinson where he compares the fan rumours of his and Harry Styles’ relationship, to conspiracies about iPhones. However the way he phrases it has led many “Larries” to believe he was lying. They believe it was a poorly attempted cover up. But oBviOuSlY 🙄 Larry isnt real.

(It’s not used in sentences other than to make jokes about bad liars)

For example: They were just friends
Larrie: iPhone Conspiracies 😃🤚

iPhone Conspiracies by dsfgaj09lo May 19, 2021

iPhone legs 

When you're playing games/texting while taking a dump and you inadvertently cut off the circulation to your legs, causing your legs to fall asleep.

Dude, yesterday I was taking a dump and I played pacman for so long that I got the worst case of iPhone legs ever!

iPhone legs by a1kiko08 April 11, 2010